| Of all the things I ever did,|
Which seem to run amuck,
The hardest thing I ever did
Was try to milk a duck.
Duck milk is delicious,
And most expensive too.
So if I ever get some,
I'll save it just for you. . . .
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|What Did He Say?|
| I was once the proud owner of a Siamese cat,|
Or, just perhaps, he owned me,
Who owned who is not really the point,
Because he was boss, as you'll see.
We were talking one day, my cat and me,
My grand daughter sitting nearby,
And each time that I made a comment,
Cocoa answered quickly with a cry.
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