Best Poem of Rab Macfadyen

Long ago you destroyed my heart
killed my loving soul
by thy minstrations so torn apart
bury me now earthward with the coal!

Fairness was in thee it did seem
care, compassion and true love
but now I see only betrayal extreme!
carrion vulture rather than dove!

Long ago you spoke to me of . . .
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Time to not have a sore head
avoid extra chemical Budweiser
worlds abound spin round ye in the bed
drink good real ale, cease to be a miser!

Hops so lovely and clear
water, hops and malt!
tasty glorious malty beer!
to ignore, resulting Bud hangover your fault!

Unto you I say cease . . .
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