Best Poem of Rab Macfadyen

Long ago you destroyed my heart
killed my loving soul
by thy minstrations so torn apart
bury me now earthward with the coal!

Fairness was in thee it did seem
care, compassion and true love
but now I see only betrayal extreme!
carrion vulture rather than dove!

Long ago you spoke to me of . . .
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Ranulf of the wild Coglerons
eating cheese with roller skates
flying astride winged prawns
oh please can we be mates?

My name is Blenkin sumble soup
famous for bunions fried in corn
great performance also of loop the loop
whilst balancing on a cow horn

tell to me the reason why
we . . .
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